published june 15, 2019

Shaq Fu 2k19: Ben Shapiro Edition

by Chuck Sebian-Lander

can a youtube debate go so poorly that its loser gets dunked on hard enough to drive him down to the earth's core at such velocity that the planet's gravitational center shifts, tilting toward his dunk-slammed sternum and compacting him, under the tremendous sudden pressure, into the shape and rough texture of a diamond? if so, then there might be some value to the enterprise after all
Chuck Sebian-Lander is a poet from Maryland. His work has been featured in Prometheus Dreaming, GRAVITAS, and Castabout Literature. The mammoth, ancient tree in his backyard has been struck by lightning twice, yet remains standing.